The sky high gas prices this fucking piece of shit personally created have not only ravaged us at the pumps, but also ravaged every delivery driver... Driving ALL costs up

This fucker owes us FAR more than 5k, man.

Thank God. I already spent my DOGE and tariff checks.

/s

He did not say where the money would come from.

Same place the tariff rebates came from: nowhere.

You know what'd be better? Electing DSA candidates all across the country, taxing all the billionaires and megacorps, and redistributing that wealth unconditionally to everyone as $5000 UBI checks every year

this uh...illegal. then again...when you elect a criminal you should expect them to commit crimes.

It reminds me of Batman the first Tim Burton one in 1989, in which the Joker promises to give away a ton of money in the town square (so he can kill them all with poison gas).

I'm also reminded of the anti-union signs that suggest getting a game console instead of paying union dues.

I'd say 2500 now and 2500 later, good to see politicians buying our votes

Probably coming from all the taxes they've taken from us and which we will have to pay back next year anyway, so this is just a gimmick for his idiot followers again.

If I am elected president, I will give every American 50,000.

~270,000,000 adult Americans X $5,000

$1,350,000,000,000.

Right.

Will Mexico pay for it, too?

... by the way, how are you doing on releasing those tax returns? Any progress?

Also, I'm still eagerly awaiting your massive health care bill that you said you'd release.... 10 years ago.

There isn't enough money in the world to make me vote Republican.

Still waiting on those tarriff refunds! And lower egg costs. And lower gas costs. But I'm sure it's being worked on and likely held up by those dirty dems!

Vote for me. If win I'll do 20k

He is a professional troll, bully and a lifelong con man.

Disclaimer: $5000 in TRUMP cryptocoins, which will be worthless 2min after you have received it.

This reeks of desperation, that means he's scared. Don't let up, get out and VOTE!

Doesn't he already owe all of us $4000 from COVID or something?

Hasn't he already promised us money that no one except corporations have gotten?

Literally just saw some dumbass online suggesting we pay for it by just adding it to the national debt.

I promise everyone eleventy bajillion dollars if they don't vote for him and his moron squad.

Reminds me of the time when Joe Biden promised $2000 COVID relief checks, and then when Dems won Georgia, those checks magically became $1400 instead.

Don't trust a politician (and especially Donald) when they promise shit like this. This is the third time he's gone to this well. (Remember the imaginary DOGE dividend and the tariff rebate checks?)

Lucy tells Charlie once again that there is no way she will pull the football away at the last second and that he should kick the ball with all his might...

remember that 5k from the doge savings that he promised? Is that the same 5k?

Ah, they’ll surely use all those billions and billions that nazi DOGE saved by gutting and infiltrating federal institutions, right? …Right?!