Of all the things that never happened, this one never happened the most.

Pretty sad though that this is the story she wants so much to tell.

This has to be satire, it has to be.

Even an alien trying to blend in with humans wouldn't write like this.

Also, learn how to properly format quotation marks, you silly goose.

This is a ChatGpT prompt followed by a "make it sound more human" prompt 3-5 times

Honestly… we’re in the worst timeline, and it’s things like this that add up to it.

What a total failure.

I don’t see any reference to the kid’s performance in alignment with APGs. She makes multiple references to clear KPIs while acknowledging his underperformance. Any toddler can mimic their parental units, but without a clear data-driven performance plan, I don’t see a future for him in that family.

There’s clear synergy between her and her spouse, but she admits to deficiencies in multiple KRAs. Delegation and outsourcing are powerful tools but must be specific, measurable, achievable, and relevant.

With only a few tweaks to formatting, this could just as easily be a greentext.

A) Cool story, bro. B) The fact that they think this lie reflects something significant about their business acumen tells you everything you need to know about corporate culture. Their only metric for competency is the amount meaningless jargon they're able to use throughout the day.

Fuck off Isha. He didn't say that.

And then everyone clapped and clapped.

Sounds exactly like the sort of thing a very neglectful parent would spout online to save face instead of spending time with their kid. I doubt that person even knows when their kids birthday is, let alone their name half the time.

Though, that's just my take on all that.

because here's the thing:
not x, but y

🧐

our son has heard category a hundred times more than he's heard cat

Then you have failed him!

Said child when he's in his 20's:

"I do not recognise myself in this story."

If the kid were being sarcastic and making fun of adults, this would be hilarious though.

and then everybody clapped

I hope circle back dies

This kid sounds like dead weight, if you ask me. Lay him off.

I bet ChatGPT agrees if you prompt it right.

I can’t imagine the spousal relationship that would survive long on corpo speak.

"I think I speak for all of us, when I say I understand, why you folks might hesitate, to submit to our demands. But here's an FYI... You're all gonna die, screaming..."

All made up bullshit, of course, bit what. a sad story and what a sad time it is that some people genuinely believe this is a good thing

What? SOCIOPATHTYPE is evolving!

Okay, maybe sometimes strangling children is the right thing to do.

child abuse

the tower of babel i tell you!

Literally this