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[–] 41 points 6 days ago (5 children)

That phone is fucking jacked

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  • [–] 19 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    It’s the iPhone 21 Pro Max Tablet Phone Pro.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 days ago (9 children)

    Thank you for creating phone-on-phone content!

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 6 days ago (8 children)

    My favorite kind of pornography!

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago (5 children)

    This would be cute if I didn't know.the story behind 😭

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

    Nipper died of natural causes in 1895 and was buried in Kingston upon Thames at Clarence Street, in a small park surrounded by magnolia trees.

    What story is that?

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)
  • [–] 19 points 6 days ago (10 children)

    Don't suppose you want to follow rule 4 and give attribution to this monstrosity.

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  • [–] [S] 25 points 6 days ago (8 children)
  • [–] 17 points 6 days ago (7 children)

    You've just signed your own banhammer, content thief

    I hope they serve engagement in hell

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 6 days ago (6 children)

    Joke's on you, I am already in hell!

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  • [–] 11 points 6 days ago (5 children)

    I thought you just set your VPN there

    Say hi to my friends (you know who)

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 6 days ago (4 children)
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    I refuse to acknowledge that traumatic era

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  • [–] 14 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    @pmjv is that mr mobilek on a smaller mr mobilek

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  • [–] 12 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    ditch writing return to telling stories around a bonfire

    They will cease to exercise memory because they rely on that which is written, calling things to remembrance no longer from within themselves, but by means of external marks.
    -- Chad Plato

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  • [–] 10 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    I'm gonna print this out 100 times, staple it together, then walk around reading it.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    In Soviet Russia, phone reads you.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Sometimes I wonder where the Fediverse would be without SDF.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Enjoyed viewing this from my bad phone =D

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    But mobilek shiny. Me like shiny.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    This looks like a reverse trope, no?

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