Shitposting

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[–] M137@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Racism*

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[–] Doofytoe831 3 points 1 month ago

Not sure, dudes like 7 foot tall, but his nick name is tiny? He prolly could have used a little extra 🤣

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (6 children)

is penis enlargement a thing? i assume it's just a lipo around the base, so more sticks out. asking for a friend

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[–] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago*

Afaik they cut two ligaments which makes the penis hang lower. So the not erect dick looks bigger. It has no influence on the actual size.

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[–] Rambomst@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm not an expert but from everything I've seen online. Nope, not really. Seems like the only real thing increases the flaccid size but erect it's still the same length.

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[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It sticks out farther. But hangs limp. If you feel kinda between your balls, your erection goes deeper inside you than you think. That's how your erection sticks straight out when standing. What they do is cut the ligaments back there that hold it back, allowing more erection distance out. This makes more show when erect, but it hangs down.

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[–] Rambomst@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Are you losing stability there? Can an off angle thrust be hazardous? Lol

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[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Basically it just moves where the connection is. Theoretically there should be no change, but I have to imagine that there's issues from angle of thrust. I imagine you'd have to be more careful... I don't wanna think of the pain from doing something wrong. I had a friend back in the day that broke his dick without this, and it makes any idea of trying to change that a total non-option.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

It doesn't matter, there are enough guys with money who want to believe it. Why disappoint them?

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[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe he had a average one but because he was black he felt he has to live up to the lie.

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Rest in peace short king?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Elon had botched peepee surgery, and now it doesn't work at all. Supposedly it's really gross looking, too. That's why he has to have all his kids by IVF. Well, that, and no woman will go near him.