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Should pair perfectly with the Apple Bass Plug

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Is apple really doing a smart ring? First time I hear of this

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Siri Notification: “You’re throbbing uncontrollably, should I call Wife or Mr.Rodgers xx?”

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    In that case I'll need to size up from a 7.5 to an 8.5

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Okay im gonna say it

    #PENIS

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    The ring to put in ur ass 🤣

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    New products coming. Apple is getting a bit cocky.

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Does it come in xxs? Asking for a friend

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Soon you will have to upgrade your wedding ring every couple years!

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    Frank Ocean teasing a new Apple collab i see

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    I for sure think Apple should make something for tracking health that doesn’t have a screen.

    And I guess a ring would be a good fit.

    But while I have no issue with taking my watch off each night to charge it… I’m not sure I’d be into a ring that I take on and off each day.

    Actually a ring you have to charge just sounds… kinda dumb.

    I’d way rather see apple just make a basic band with no screen for tracking and counting your rings.

    The whole watch is just overkill for many of us.

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    What do you mean? 🍆😳

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    GIVE ME MY iCock!

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    Rossmann's gonna have a field day on that one

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    extreme violence detected

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    I hope they make them in Magnum size

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    This is the best c*ck ring we’ve ever made

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    Hey siri, lock the back door.

    Also, the following use for the Apple ring have been end to end encrypted.

    The Apple ring magnum will be releasing this spring alongside Vision Pro. We think you’re really gonna love it

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Ugh... Unzips ...fiiiiiiiine

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    above average cylinder

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    What did you guys think, Vision Pro needs some accessories. Y’all know as well as I do, most of Internet traffic is porn.

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Based on the comments here, there is a legitimate demand for smart cockrings.

    It's just a matter of who wants that money enough to make them.

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    Does the ring vibrate? asking for a friend down south!

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  • [–] [B] 1 point 2 years ago

    It's a total turnoff! My iCockRing is sliding off...

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