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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Should pair perfectly with the Apple Bass Plug

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Is apple really doing a smart ring? First time I hear of this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Siri Notification: “You’re throbbing uncontrollably, should I call Wife or Mr.Rodgers xx?”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

In that case I'll need to size up from a 7.5 to an 8.5

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Okay im gonna say it

#PENIS

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

The ring to put in ur ass 🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

New products coming. Apple is getting a bit cocky.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Does it come in xxs? Asking for a friend

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Soon you will have to upgrade your wedding ring every couple years!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Frank Ocean teasing a new Apple collab i see

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I for sure think Apple should make something for tracking health that doesn’t have a screen.

And I guess a ring would be a good fit.

But while I have no issue with taking my watch off each night to charge it… I’m not sure I’d be into a ring that I take on and off each day.

Actually a ring you have to charge just sounds… kinda dumb.

I’d way rather see apple just make a basic band with no screen for tracking and counting your rings.

The whole watch is just overkill for many of us.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

What do you mean? 🍆😳

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

GIVE ME MY iCock!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Rossmann's gonna have a field day on that one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

extreme violence detected

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I hope they make them in Magnum size

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

This is the best c*ck ring we’ve ever made

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Hey siri, lock the back door.

Also, the following use for the Apple ring have been end to end encrypted.

The Apple ring magnum will be releasing this spring alongside Vision Pro. We think you’re really gonna love it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Ugh... Unzips ...fiiiiiiiine

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

above average cylinder

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

What did you guys think, Vision Pro needs some accessories. Y’all know as well as I do, most of Internet traffic is porn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Based on the comments here, there is a legitimate demand for smart cockrings.

It's just a matter of who wants that money enough to make them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Does the ring vibrate? asking for a friend down south!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It's a total turnoff! My iCockRing is sliding off...