The left one is the real path based on the fence, the straighter trees, and the fact there's a band of highwaymen on the right-side ready to ambush you

Two roads diverge in a yellow wood? Bruh you obviously gotta take the one less travelled by. ezpz

The tree it is.

I don’t miss the days where someone would insist on giving you terrible directions while you had mapquest open saying “Please, just give me the address!”

Great solution from my uncle:

Point where you're going in addition to saying.

The road is bi, ignore that reality-denying cunt.

No road is truly straight?

The children yearn for the mines. Start digging.