So they’re going to arm me and surround me with fascists?

Just for everyone to know:

42 is the maximum age for voluntary enlistment with the US Army where it was formerly 35. The maximum age for the Selective Service remains 25. This means the Army now matches the maximum voluntary enlistment age that the other branches of the US military have already had. The US Army temporarily did this in 2006 during the Iraq War, but lowered to back to their former normal of 35 in 2016.

Historically, the US has involuntarily conscripted for the Civil War up to age 45, WWI up to age 30 initially but was later expanded to 45, and WWII registered up to age 64 but they mostly picked only up to about age 40.

In other words: THIS ONLY APPLIES TO VOLUNTARY ENLISTMENT WITH THE US ARMY. IT DOES NOT APPLY TO SELECTIVE SERVICE.

15 is the new 18

-DJT, probably

Tell that to my fucking joints... And yeah, you guys are fucked.

>documented lifelong beliefs in anarchism and buddhism
>can't be drafted
>can be arrested for thought-crime

If they feel like drafting me, well… I am a fucking savant at malicious compliance, and deniable fragging sounds like a fun pastime.

Americans, probably most western cultures, barely live like humans anymore.

There little reason to live this lifestyle anymore, it's not normal. It's like our existence in these 1st world nations is specifically to build this monster culture up to end natural life instead of be human.

It's weird a person can have zero American success, be poor, and still be a better more mature human being than them.

About time these avo toast crunching layabouts got off their dungaree’d arses and contributed to the military industrial complex.

I’m 43 and really wondering if this is going to catch up to me

If you're looking for free hormone therapy, free testosterone, joining up now might not be such bad timing.