that yells bland industrial cheese, my conclusion is the author doesn't like cheese

What, no dusting of Parmesan?

The only thing unbelievable about this is that I didn't think of it first.

A cheese sandwich.

Sheogorath, is that you?

That looks lovely. Could use a bit of parm on top, though. Just a suggestion.

Swiss is a poor choice for a bread replacement. You clearly need to use a hard cheese like an aged cheddar. Now I need to go to the grocery store, I have a grilled cheese cheese sandwich to make.

Now stick it in a frying pan and heat until it's slightly golden brown.

ProTip: Eat slowly, blow often, otherwise it will leave more than a mark on your mind.

That's a lot of wasted space filled with air. Pack that shit with cream cheese at least!

Oh shit, I just remembered that I have cheese!

Who doesn't love a cheese sandwich?