owwwy sharp (do do do-do do-do do do)

That reminds me that I need to find an r/nottheonion alternative on here.

That “TRY ME” reads like a warning, I guess those kids couldn’t read

It's a shark. They knew what they were getting into. If they didn't want danger, they'd have bought a duck or something.

"Twelve injuries have already been reported with Zuru’s full-sized Robo Alive Junior Baby Shark Sing & Swim Bath Toys — after children sat or fell on the now-recalled products. Nine of these cases required stitches or medical attention, according to a Thursday release from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. "

Ouch.

Sharks are evolving. They used to only bite people, they've moved up to stabbing.

Someone just made this up so that they could get it away from their kid, didn't they?

I jest, but that would be funny.