Fighting the urge to send this to my spouse who's horribly afraid of hair loss..

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. To not pay bills is my real test. To dodge tax is my cause.

Still got to catch them all, Mr. Ketchem. Get back out there.

*sigh*

I wanted to be the very best...

Fat pikachu went from looking cute to looking like he needs to get a check up for early on set diabetes. Ash probably needs to schedule a prostate exam.

I tried so hard to catch'em all... but they just kept moving that goalpost a little further every game...

Put that hat on. Nothing more depressing than a sunburned head.

Pikachu should be in an urn and I longingly stare at what used to be, trying to mask my loneliness as a million more seconds laugh in my face

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