…except the local bird population.

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[–] 102 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m not convinced my cat doesn’t support facism.

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    If you want to get technical, they're archaeo-galacto-imperialists, because they still worship the Old Gods from Afar, and continue to serve the unbroken dynasties that sprung from the Old Gods' loins in the days when humanity was still just a bunch of single-celled organisms cruising through space on frozen asteroids.

    Of course, they serve as deified emissaries of the Old Gods, giving them a position in the universe incomprehensibly far above us lesser beings who have never even heard of the Old Gods and have no clue where "Afar" even is. But it is a service they render with great pride and deference!

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  • [–] 41 points 1 week ago (37 children)

    And you can easily prevent all the damage to the local environment by just keeping your cat inside.

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    [–] 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    What's with the different set of tick and cross emoji.

    Giving made with AI vibes.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Cats most definitely support fascism, and you cant convince me otherwise

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  • [–] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Poops all over your house? Brother I think you forgot about litterboxes.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I'm sure somewhere in time a cat has been partially responsible for deleting a database. It's just another thing to knock over.

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    [–] 14 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    What a nightmare this is to read

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago

    This shows cats:10 AI:1, not 1 to 0.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    There are definitely cats who would support Trump.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Surely chances are there has been at least one incident of a cat taking out a production database

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Human : apparently can't settle of on set of tick and cross which makes this a bit confusing vⓋ🆅🇻✅√☑️🗸🗹

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago*

    Cats destroy Environment 🤏 (only if outdoors, even my cat's litter is biodegradable and 100% natural - corn + cassava)

    also, I can't confirm that cats don't support facism lol

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Yes, but cats want cardboard boxes and datacenters dont so we do have a valid argument here to not replace datacenters with cats.

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    [–] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Cats assist with work and can work on their own?? I've been misled, time mine got off its backside and earned its catnip.

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    [–] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    checkmark and cross being both green throws me off,... why...? also why are the symbols diferent on either side of this comparison?

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