"We're originalists!"

Hey hey hey now. This is about Texas and the United States so get that fuckin logic right the fuck out of here.

In all seriousness though the state of a nation's laws is a direct measure of it's stability and we're at like 17/7 on the fully cooked scale.

Yes, but only the “good kind,” where cis-women are treated like property by men.

My parents took me as a teen and my child siblings to a drag performance once.

There was definitely a “sexual” nature to it. But nothing i hadn’t seen literally everywhere else in the performance industry from pop stars to circuses, even cartoons, many commercials. Sex appeal is and always has been everywhere.

They just looked like generic women dancers to me. Mildly interesting, mildly boring.

I have no idea. That's the point. What does that even mean?

Quite the opposite. In my neck of the woods (the Bible Belt), there are tons of porn shops. They’ll just be going after the “wrong kinds” of porn and sexual exploitation.

“Porn should be only between a man and a woman, to be shared within the bounds of a loving, God-sanctioned Christian marriage where birth control is forbidden, anything other than vaginal sex is punishable by law and pulling out is banned.”

Their blockbuster porn hit will be, “Jesus, I can feel you inside me.”

Nah, anything Christian would be first. All about impregnation by a god, sexually explicit text, obsession with women’s sexuality, strangers’ genitals, covering up rape…