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[–] 37 points 3 weeks ago

These are the end times

There was no hope of survival

This is how you died

Project Zomboid, so pretty fucked!

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  • [–] 25 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child)

    Stardew valley is basically what I want out of my life, so I might not leave

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  • [–] 24 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Minecraft. Honestly, send me into the wilderness where I can build a little log cabin by a lake, make furniture, and live off the land. And the only people around are some zombies who don't try to talk to you. Keep your million.

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    [–] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I think I would enjoy an entire year in The Stanley Parable tbh

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  • [–] 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I'm well travelled, own several starships, and am mostly fluent in gek. Of course I have to fend off daily attacks by pirates and sentinels.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    As a Forza addict, I think I'll be just fine.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Until you inevitably crash at high speed and die gruesomely

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    [–] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Not sure how I would live in hollow knight silksong exactly do I have to be a bug or would I be myself situated above the zones.

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    [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

    My last game was StarCraft so I'd be dead via ling rush within the first three minutes.

    Edit: StarCraft 2

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Project zomboid on easy settings (low amount of zombies, zombies are dumb, high amount of loot and easy skill gain). I'd take it. Even regular settings would be a dream in comparison to dealing with state violence, so I'd be pretty happy.

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    [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    It’s rimworld.

    I don’t want to be a cannibal.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Depends on how Night City treats me. Not sure I wanna chromed for a year's stay.

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    [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Outer Wilds.

    In 22 minutes I and everyone else am dead.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago

    As long as Ghandi doesn’t nuke me I’m good

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child)

    Overwatch. It looks fun from the outside, but I'm forced to participate in short matches where I repeatedly die, come back and kill cute yet soulless people all day long, for a year.

    I started eating people on day 3. There is a hole were my humanity used to be. A hole that can only be filed by trembling, bloody, screaming flesh. The hamster was first. He was easy. Then, month after month, I got through the rest of the roster, each one with a different bottle of wine from the Paris deathmatch map. Now my appetite, form and spirit have grown beyond what is humanly conceivable. When the map loads and they see me, they all run and shriek as my many mouths start tearing through their ever fresh, juicy bodies. As if they too were starting to remember their unending, inescapable demise.

    One day it will end, but in the meantime I need to feel their bones break and heartbeats fade on my tongues. Such delicious marrow. Such delicious broth.

    Overwatch.exe

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    [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Civilization. I can't escape it.

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    [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Pretty good, tbh. I've been playing Palworld and I think I'd do okay, even if I got dropped into a permadeath server. Yeah you gotta grind, but you don't really have to do much of anything, the pals do basically everything for you.

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    [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Warframe for me. I don't think I would have very good chances of making through a whole year.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Satisfactory.

    A year might not be enough, come back in at least 3.

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    [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    I’m ok with it. Gotta catch em all

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

    Game I've been playing the last couple of days is high-ish-magic medieval-style fantasy, which isn't the worst world to live in. Question is whether the protagonists have been through the area yet, otherwise there's nonzero risk of dying from supernatural creature attack or evil cults, on top of goblins and orcs which probably aren't any worse than historic "barbarian" attacks but deadly all the same.

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    [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    So I get a million dollars and I'm stuck in a house banging 6 women for a year. I think my wife would wonder where I disappeared to for a year but the million would probably smooth things over.

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    [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    I'm a chess piece.

    Let's play a really slow game here...

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    You mean I can like, be in VrChat? Like my character, and my friends, and all these amazing places to go to? Dude sign me up, that's my escape from reality.

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    [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    Baldur's Gate 3...

    Yeah, I'd take that bet.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    Stardew Valley? I mean... Sure.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago*

    Seems that would be Anomalous Coffee Machine. I guess that would depend on which character’s place I have to take

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    Persona 5, so deeply pessimistic, cynical japan

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    It was Ultrakill. Here's the intro text of this game for context:

    > Mankind is dead.

    > Blood is fuel.

    > Hell is full.

    I don't think I'm surviving an hour there, lol.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    If it means to completion, then Paper Mario would be pretty cozy. If just last game played, SuperTux would be nice too. Yay! :3

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    I would find it very... Satisfactory.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    Played a "Hell on Earth" run on Killing Floor 3 last, so I'm well and truly fucked.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I like that people assume they'll be the main character and not just a random NPC.

    For instance in GTA you might just have your current life while some gangsters buy burgers.

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    [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (4 children)

    >Helldivers 2

    ... No thanks, I think I'll stay poor.

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