These are the end times
There was no hope of survival
This is how you died
Project Zomboid, so pretty fucked!
These are the end times
There was no hope of survival
This is how you died
Project Zomboid, so pretty fucked!
Stardew valley is basically what I want out of my life, so I might not leave
Minecraft. Honestly, send me into the wilderness where I can build a little log cabin by a lake, make furniture, and live off the land. And the only people around are some zombies who don't try to talk to you. Keep your million.
I think I would enjoy an entire year in The Stanley Parable tbh
I'm well travelled, own several starships, and am mostly fluent in gek. Of course I have to fend off daily attacks by pirates and sentinels.
As a Forza addict, I think I'll be just fine.
Until you inevitably crash at high speed and die gruesomely
I don't even need to drive. I could just hang out in Tokyo for a year.
Until someone inevitably crashes into you at high speed and you both die gruesomely 😉
Not sure how I would live in hollow knight silksong exactly do I have to be a bug or would I be myself situated above the zones.
I'm squid!

My last game was StarCraft so I'd be dead via ling rush within the first three minutes.
Edit: StarCraft 2
One or two?
Project zomboid on easy settings (low amount of zombies, zombies are dumb, high amount of loot and easy skill gain). I'd take it. Even regular settings would be a dream in comparison to dealing with state violence, so I'd be pretty happy.
It’s rimworld.
I don’t want to be a cannibal.
Depends on how Night City treats me. Not sure I wanna chromed for a year's stay.
It tends to treat everyone except a few corpos pretty damn awfully, in fact..
Outer Wilds.
In 22 minutes I and everyone else am dead.
Overwatch. It looks fun from the outside, but I'm forced to participate in short matches where I repeatedly die, come back and kill cute yet soulless people all day long, for a year.
I started eating people on day 3. There is a hole were my humanity used to be. A hole that can only be filed by trembling, bloody, screaming flesh. The hamster was first. He was easy. Then, month after month, I got through the rest of the roster, each one with a different bottle of wine from the Paris deathmatch map. Now my appetite, form and spirit have grown beyond what is humanly conceivable. When the map loads and they see me, they all run and shriek as my many mouths start tearing through their ever fresh, juicy bodies. As if they too were starting to remember their unending, inescapable demise.
One day it will end, but in the meantime I need to feel their bones break and heartbeats fade on my tongues. Such delicious marrow. Such delicious broth.
Overwatch.exe
Civilization. I can't escape it.
Pretty good, tbh. I've been playing Palworld and I think I'd do okay, even if I got dropped into a permadeath server. Yeah you gotta grind, but you don't really have to do much of anything, the pals do basically everything for you.
Warframe for me. I don't think I would have very good chances of making through a whole year.
Satisfactory.
A year might not be enough, come back in at least 3.
Game I've been playing the last couple of days is high-ish-magic medieval-style fantasy, which isn't the worst world to live in. Question is whether the protagonists have been through the area yet, otherwise there's nonzero risk of dying from supernatural creature attack or evil cults, on top of goblins and orcs which probably aren't any worse than historic "barbarian" attacks but deadly all the same.
So I get a million dollars and I'm stuck in a house banging 6 women for a year. I think my wife would wonder where I disappeared to for a year but the million would probably smooth things over.
You mean I can like, be in VrChat? Like my character, and my friends, and all these amazing places to go to? Dude sign me up, that's my escape from reality.
Seems that would be Anomalous Coffee Machine. I guess that would depend on which character’s place I have to take
It was Ultrakill. Here's the intro text of this game for context:
> Mankind is dead.
> Blood is fuel.
> Hell is full.
I don't think I'm surviving an hour there, lol.
If it means to completion, then Paper Mario would be pretty cozy. If just last game played, SuperTux would be nice too. Yay! :3
Played a "Hell on Earth" run on Killing Floor 3 last, so I'm well and truly fucked.
I like that people assume they'll be the main character and not just a random NPC.
For instance in GTA you might just have your current life while some gangsters buy burgers.
>Helldivers 2
... No thanks, I think I'll stay poor.
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