Actually, funny story. I have big eyes similar to hers. When I smile normally, they squint so I look like I'm closing my eyes or sleeping (and my eyelids are very trigger-happy with flash so it's a double whammy). I then get the feedback to "open my eyes" and I end up looking insane like that photo. So it's a lose-lose situation.

In general I photograph poorly tbh, I look better in mirrors and in motion 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

She must be, what, like 5 years older now?

I've always found her exceptionally attractive.

Didn't her and Scumbag Steve meet once? Or was that the girl from the Stacy meme?

Is that overly attached girlfriend? Shouldn't she be like, I don't know, 70 by now?