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Whats worse than asbestos? (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 5 days ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Asworstos

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 54 points 5 days ago

I’ll give OP credit. He told the joke asbestos he can.

[–] litchralee@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

Both are terrible operating systems.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 child)

Missed opportunity: Assworstos

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[–] ech@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago (1 child)

That's for c/unclejokes

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[–] WhyAUsername_1@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Cunc/lejokes

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[+] Endmaker@ani.social 2 points 5 days ago

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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 point 5 days ago

That’s not a real thing!