Often I'll see advertisements for porn games and they say, 'Try Not To Cum,' but then when you play the game, it seems like the object is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design.

-Shigeru Miyamoto

Jump - Jump - King ME!

this is why i play chess. the bishops are there to make you feel ashamed of your horniness

Checkers? more like Choke-Nards.

NYAHGH FUCK, CHESS-KUN