[blue, shaking, in distress]
Help me!
I have been robbed!
I have lost all my belongings!

[yellow, a finger raised, looking smug]
Wrong.
Robbing is illegal.
It's impossible that you have been robbed.

[zoom on blue, who is looking blasΓ© and emotionless]

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[–] 45 points 1 month ago

Comic version of

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Racism is illegal, therefore it doesn't exist!

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  • Voter discrimination based on race is illegal in the USA, but the Supreme Court recently ruled that it is up to the impacted voters to prove that racism was the cause.

    Unless the Republicans are literally twirling their mustaches and saying, "Excellent, now we will do a racism," I'm not sure how that is supposed to happen.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    Hypothetically, a person who believed that breaking the law was impossible, ought to also be for the abolition of police, prisons, and the criminal justice system in general, since without crime, those things would lose their justification (at least to the general public) and therefore be a major waste that locks up only people who would have to be innocent. However, it's somehow hard to imagine the sort of person that would suggest illegal things don't occur, actually taking such a position.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Assault and battery is illegal, so therefore if you kick him in the shins, that didn't happen either. It's win-win!

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  • [+] -7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Rhymes with "make guns illegal and the gun violence will stop".

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Ehh, that also rhymes with "make transport of foreign plants and animals illegal and the invasive species will stop"

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