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[–] 103 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Her brother is a dog? 🤔

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    Interesting.

    How many other typically human-human relations can dogs occupy? Could someone describe a dog as their father? Could someone describe a dog as their husband?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Father? Sure.

    Husband is a little concerning though.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    TIL that Newton's first name was Dan.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 weeks ago

    The dog world is gonna make some scientific leaps really soon

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  • [–] 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    My dog loved apples but he never figured out that he could just bite into a whole apple. I could take him to an orchard with apples all over the ground and he wouldn't touch any of them, but if I started eating one he would beg me for a piece.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    Omg my dog is the same. She freaking loves apples, but had to learn to eat pieces with skin still on.

    At first she would bring me the piece of apple with this look like “please peel it” then she realized she has teeth.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 weeks ago

    My horse has a big apple tree in her pasture, and when the season is right, she rarely leaves it. Always underneath, ready to respond as quickly as possible whenever one falls.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Well. If anyone was wondering, apples are a good way to become Dan’s friend.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 weeks ago

    Magical KFC bucket bush was my dogs favorite always had to check

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago

    And some day, he'll be right

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    Damn, pie bush 2.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    Gambler mindset

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    son of a bitches, and his sister ?

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