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[–] 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'd classify it more as a syrup, but whether syrups are just a subset of "goo" is up to you

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I've never met a syrup that wasn't gooey.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    Absolutely a goo

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Well it’s not a glop nor a goop. It’s not really an ooze either.

    So I’m saying yes. It’s a goo.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Dictionary says "goo" is a viscous or sticky substance.

    Honey is both sticky and viscous. Therefore, it is a goo.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Yes, but it's probably the most viscous goo.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I enjoy silly questions like this (is a hotdog a sandwich, etc).

    IMO "goo" is usually used when talking about something unpleasant. I think of honey as something very pleasant (barring any accidents).

    However, after reading the other comments: I think I'm probably wrong and honey is indeed a goo.

    TIL!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Delicious bee puke.

    Yes, it's a goo.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    yes, and alcohol is a fungus goo

    turns out that everything that's non-vegan has been processed by something other than a plant.

    (idk whether fungus are considered vegan. in case they are, even some vegan products are processed by other things.)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Sure, maybe, but to get really gooey.. it's much more elastic, IMO. Like aloe vera gel, snot, hot cheese, melted marshmallow, egg (raw)

    And the king of goo: okra

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Anything sticky and viscous would count, probably, so yes.

    To be slime, you need a certain elasticity or gelatinousness as well. Honey isn't really slime.

    Source: I made it the fuck up, but also, it seems right.

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