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[-] jambudz@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

The whoop band confirms it

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

don't be the condom. be defective.

[-] Smaile@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 hours ago

look whos the monkey on a type writer now :D

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 8 points 9 hours ago

I'm unemployed, I'm incredibly snarky at the recruitment posts. (This literally hasn't changed in decades.) Right now I'm like "oh, they want Python programmers...? Good, I'm one. For web scraping tasks...? Okay that's bullshit. Wait, this is an AI job post? The MBAs, drunk with their Vibe Coding power, thought they could feed the Machine, but lo, they were mistaken!!! For web scraping was a Dark Art."

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Me, a programmer, without any formal education, eating popcorn and reading the comments.
Just a little bit of impostor syndrome tonight boys, feelin' good otherwise :D

[-] brianary@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

Also called a reverse centaur.

[-] ItsMeForRealNow@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

I'm realizing how over engineered Claude's solutions are. I have realized now just today that it's best at just dding tiny updates to code. Not good at architecting anything new at all that has to work for longer than 5 days.

[-] python@lemmy.world 21 points 18 hours ago

I spent like an hour yesterday bullying Claude out of using a ResizeObserver, Refs and a useEffect construct just to fix the height of a container (there was a bug where the container didn't properly scale down in height because some weird hard-coded properties in an external component inside of it). I knew that it had to be solvable with just the right css selector, but I was lazy and didn't want to manually go through the html and figure out which selector on which component would be the right one. And on paper "Go through this massive block of html and check which property is out of place" should be the kind of use case where LLMs actually work. The stupid thing introduced two new different catastrophic failure modes where the entire browser crashed due to excessive rerenders before it found something that even remotely worked. And then I had to spend another hour stripping out unnecessary style properties it glued on while looking for a working solution. In the end, I probably would have been much faster doing it by hand.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 15 hours ago

I threw together a slop project to test something. It put in some JSON for something that didn't use that. I told it it was just some plain text. It took the JSON library out again. Then I added in something that does use JSON and it tried to make a basic JSON parsing library from scratch.

It's like a very junior programmer at times, with amnesia.

It does make some menial tasks simpler, but if people think it will actually replace us then they're in for a shock.

[-] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 2 points 12 hours ago

It does make some menial tasks simpler, but if people think it will actually replace us then they're in for a shock.

That's the sales pitch, we're in a job market drought right now. Give it a year or two and all the slop will begin breaking, making a new job market boom for developers

[-] EowynCarter@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

But honestly I don't want to spend my time fixing vibe coded stuff.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago

Would be kinda cool if we could get People Who Know What They're Doing(TM) to just...rebuild stuff from the ground up, untainted by slop. Haha a guy can dream.

[-] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 13 points 20 hours ago

Yea if you don't explicitly give it direction on how to keep the code maintainable, it will gladly just spew shit into the same file until you have 10K LOC in it.

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[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 130 points 1 day ago

Not even. Your job isn’t to protect prod, it’s to take the blame when prod goes down.

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