Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don't anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it'll chop it off, the end. You don't think 'oh, the lawnmower hates me' -- lawnmower doesn't give a shit about you, lawnmower can't hate you. Don't anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don't fall into that trap about Oracle.

— Brian Cantrill

How can you lose over twenty thousand employees and still have a functioning business?

Oh noes! My ORCL!

One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

I commute past the Oracle campus in silicon valley every other day and it's been a ghost town for years. They did move there HQ to texas, but they still have so much office space that they don't use.

Someone could probably steal there boat out front and no one would notice for a week.

Ellison is such a great guy. Funding the IDF with his own money to perpetrate a genocide. Really, hope oracle pulls through. Great company great people