Tbf I would be interested too if they just added in "he was billionaire because he has been working as tenured professor for last 700 years. I cannot emphasize it enough when I say he was NOT a plantation owner."
He did own a company that owned a lot of plantations, sure, but he wasn't directly overseeing any of his businesses because he was so dedicated to his true passion: teaching extremely outdated views on ethics, race, and eugenics.
I can't stop thinking about all the fucked up shit a tenured professor of 700 years would be teaching. Jump up and down to not get pregnant, women and people with other skin tones aren't really human like us, the wonders of lobotomy, throwing virgins into volcanoes to stop earthquakes and ensure good harvests, how to beat the devil out of people who insist on writing with their left hand...
And it's even better because the whole time you're staring at him dreamily like "Yes, this is the ideal man for me." :D
Stop, I can only get so wet
Getting https://youtube.com/@elisabeth_wheatley vibes from this.
Omegaverse
Ooh, that's a deep cut. Yeah that one too, +1 for boypreggers billionaires (sick band name)
AI in a nutshell.
Perfect pairing to "breasted boobily"
His vampirisim restricting his self control gave an aura of a man struggling to contain his own power, and she was what pushed him over the edge and to lose control of himself. If anyone else had done what he did they'd be a creepy predator, but when he did it he was the sexiest, sweetest creature to ever lay his hands upon her.
He mysterioused mysteriously as he rolled up his sleeves revealing his strong forearms. His proud manhood stood at attention like a soldier returning from the great war, traumatized by months of unending death and torment the veins pulsating through his member quivered like a soldier experiencing a flashback.
Woah, look at the helmet on that one!
Is that Mark Watney
No, that's Jason Bourne.
Go on, im almost there đ€€
Using his wolf like fangs, unrelated to werewolves, he bites gingerly, slowly, cautiously, gently, carefully, methodically, sluggishly, and ever so gradually into your neck as he claims you for generations to come, in more ways than one
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ayn rand?
...oh, actual vampires.
You had me at "Vampires billionairly"
What?
Dark romance
Rah rah ah ah ah
Do we really need to be dunking on monsterfucker romantasy? Let them have this!
Do we really need to be dunking on monsterfucker romantasy?
Yes.
But seriously, Idk. They seem like light jokes.
Look I get that they're actual monsters, but I really don't think billionaires should be included in the monsterfucker kink.
What greater monster is there but the one who actually exists?
God bless this website.
No god is gonna set foot down here if they wanna keep it
But what if they were evil billionaires for everyone else, but financially generous with you specifically? What if you made them lose millions just with your presence, what if they couldnât control themselves around you? You mention liking Green Day, and the next day your billionaire has hastily reinvested everything in solar energy for you. Youâre the only one who can influence them, they NEED you. Theyâre disgusting but your love can tame them.
Do you like mysterious vampire billionaire perchance? đ„șđđ
No because it's conceptually inelegant, vampire billionaire is just redundant
If we make fun of monster girl foxussy hentai we can also make fun of monster boy smut vampenis
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