I always saw it like they put a ton of effort drawing his face and gave up on his body, so it's like a stick figure

I can't even see it the first time.

More like balancing on a tiny stool. Now I get the feeling that he might topple over at any moment.

the letters going up the side seem like Zoidberg arms raised into the air

Mechaspider Sanders

Thanks to the last one I'm seeing a big head on a tiny body with pigtails

Colonel Saunders was never actually a Colonel or even in the military.

His house in Mississauga, Ontario is for sale. Buyer gets one year free chicken.

https://www.insidehalton.com/news/mississauga-sanders-kfc-ontario-chicken/article_9f5d11da-c794-5268-8ed3-d52be4dc49f5.html

If you find a hundred gold KFC tokens in meals you'll cure him.