Canadians realizing they should start more wildfires because it upsets Americans

Kind of like how people need to realize that they shouldn’t have car accidents on the road since it backs up traffic for everybody else

Why don't the Canadians simply rake the forests?

It’s just another pile of crap that they publish to keep people from talking about the Epstein files. Right now, Oregon and Ohio are invading Canada with vile American forest fire smoke. There’s a shit load of forest fires in the United States right now. I wonder where their forest management is now?

I know you feel really bad for what you've done (to us, your neighbors to the south), but don't be too hard on yourselves, Canada. You'll have the opportunity to make amends when we (the Americans) are forced to pay higher taxes on goods as decided by our very stable genius president.

Americans are complaining about fire smoke? Yeah, Canada has a bunch of wildfires like usual but Americans are blaming Canada for the smoke that's coming from fires in their own fucking country. Why don't you rake your own forests, assholes?

firesmoke.ca

Welp, better start cleaning the brush on over 369 million hectares. Some of which is thousands of kilometers away from the nearest road or city.

Very few things get me to audibly laugh while scrolling...

I was annoyed at our annual brown sky season, but it feels a little better knowing that it's making Republicans suffer.

I always thought he was Canadian.