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submitted 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) by HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Hey Boss, look here!

I made a magical X-ray app that displays our code as wiring.

Here is the shiny, neat program that Bob wrote 15 years ago, right before he left us:

And here is what it is today, after Tom took it from Bob, and Jane from Tom, and Mick from Jane, and me from him, porting it to roughly four new platforms, and adding about 240 features from customer requests (150 of which were urgent):

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[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 25 points 2 hours ago

Problem is that now your boss is just going to say Claude can trace those wires for you.

[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 14 points 1 hour ago

Claude will remove everything for you. Can’t have technical debt if there’s no code.

[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Thing is, if they would give Mick and Jane enough time with Claude, they could make it look like Bob's work again, but it would still take time - and tokens too.

New Clod same as the old Clod.

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

As someone who has managed racks, that first picture isn’t usable after day 1.

There’s not place for extra cable length to go.

Zip ties?!? I’d make you cut every one of those out.

Every cable needs to be tied down.

Cable tracing requires cutting.

There’s no service loops.

[-] SirActionSack@aussie.zone 2 points 38 minutes ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

Tightly bound cables/wiring is my pet hate. Even if there's room to add stuff it makes tracing anything a nightmare.

I would absolutely prefer to trace something in the second pic.

[-] egsaqmojz@lemmy.ml 1 points 36 minutes ago

to me, it matters if its backplane or frontend patchwork. just my 2 cents

[-] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Cable porn vs cable gore

[-] RunningInRVA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Time to get out the old tone generator.

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