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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Hey Boss, look here!

I made a magical X-ray app that displays our code as wiring.

Here is the shiny, neat program that Bob wrote 15 years ago, right before he left us:

And here is what it is today, after Tom took it from Bob, and Jane from Tom, and Mick from Jane, and me from him, porting it to roughly four new platforms, and adding about 240 features from customer requests (150 of which were urgent):

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[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 108 points 2 weeks ago

Problem is that now your boss is just going to say Claude can trace those wires for you.

[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago

Claude will remove everything for you. Can’t have technical debt if there’s no code.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 weeks ago

New Clod same as the old Clod.

[-] shroomato@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

But this one is Clauder

[-] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago

Claude - I can't deal with this let me cleanup rm -rf /

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Wireless it is.

[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Thing is, if they would give Mick and Jane enough time with Claude, they could make it look like Bob's work again, but it would still take time - and tokens too.

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago

You could probably coax Bob out of retirement for the amount of money in tokens it would take to achieve that

[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know what tokens really cost, but so far even burning them without care for efficiency, they're costing about one day of my salary per month to six weeks.

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Or, ya know, run open source models internally if you actually find them helpful.

[-] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sure, just need $3000 for an extra GPU with at least 24GB ram to load any reliable models. Tested Qwen 3 with my 3060 and it hallucinated a Legoland theme park next to a village with a population of 500 in the middle of nowhere.

[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 1 points 2 weeks ago

I forget what the latest I ran the numbers on was, but $100K up front and $20K per year running costs seemed like it had a decent chance of being useful to our department of 10 software engineers, which isn't bad, but it's an LLM on par with 6 months ago's frontier models.

If I could get those prices for a local instance of Fable 5, I'd be pushing the paperwork to make it happen.

[-] cenariodantesco@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

boss: new feature and revenue stream unlocked, hey Marcus let's build this!

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