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TranscriptLast Unicorn comic by War and Peas.

  1. Panel: The last unicorn is drinking from a pond.

  2. Panel: It sees its reflection in the water and thinks β€œI’m not the last one?”

  3. Panel: It jumps into the water thinking β€œI’M COMING MY FRIEND!”

  4. Panel: Newspaper headline: β€œLAST UNICORN DEAD! DROWNED IN PUDDLE!”

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[–] 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is Red Bull propaganda. The Red Bull drove the last of the unicorns into the sea.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Y'know, this might explain the plot of Charlie the Unicorn 3

    (If you've somehow missed these, you might want to start with the first one, but I dunno, I'm not your magical liopleurodon dad.)

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    Unicorns are majestic, graceful, extravagant, magical, and beautiful. But they are not smart

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    And that is why unicorns died off in the first place.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Must have been an American unicorn

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  • The crazy butterfly was late.

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