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Dwight: sigh, no it's marijuana.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

If they would just have combed the desert.

[-] fleebleneeble@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago

They ain't found shit!

[-] cattywampas@lemmy.world 144 points 2 days ago

I hate to defend bad writing, and I hate even more when fiction feels the need to retroactively try to explain things that don't need it, but here goes anyway.

In the novel Kenobi the Tatooine locals find out his last name and immediately start wondering if he's related to any of the other Kenobis they know in the area. So they do at least give a few paragraphs to pointing out that it's a somewhat common last name.

Then there's "Skywalker," where fans say oh it's a common last name that's why no one batted an eye at it. But I just assume that Luke went by Luke Lars up until the events of ANH.

There's probably something in canon that contradicts that, and the Kenobi novel is no longer canon either, but you know what? It's all made up and I don't care, I just picture it like I want to.

[-] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I can appreciate a little fun pointing out inconsistencies while still understanding the movies would be considerably worse if the writers spent any effort trying to prevent Lemmy inconsistency memers.

[-] napoleonsdumbcousin@feddit.org 125 points 2 days ago

The post assumes that he is even registered. Kenobi is hiding on a backwater desert planet ruled by a crime syndicate. Unless there is some detail in the movies I forgot, I think it is reasonable to assume that he might not even appear in any imperial registry.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 40 points 2 days ago

Do you mean to imply that Kenobi might not have been paying property taxes!?!?

[-] maturelemontree@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 days ago

He was the villain all along

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

The real victims were the billions of people paying for Ben's free lunch

[-] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago

Where was Yodas social security checks being picked up?

[-] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 6 points 1 day ago

"PO Box on Dantooine have I. Wear baseball cap and sunglasses when checking it, I do."

[-] bless@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

Give onto the Emperor what is the Emperor's...

[-] Ice@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Undeclared income is the real bane of organized crime

[-] Canconda@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Between ANH and ESB Vader sent Boba to hunt down the pilot that destroyed the death star. This led Boba to Tatooine, where he investigated/interrogated people who knew Luke and eventually found/fought him at Obiwans house.

Boba returned to Vader with only 1 thing. The name Skywalker. This is what revealed to Vader he had a son, and after dueling Luke, a daughter as well.

...

As far as Kenobis name... My head cannon is that he mind tricked people into thinking they knew someone to send vader on a wild goose chase. Obiwan would use a false name instead of putting innocent people with the same last name in danger.

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

I just assume Darth Vader is generally disconnected from his past life as Anikin Skywalker, and specifically has some serious emotional blockage around Tatooine and avoids thinking of place because of some bad things that happened there in the past.

[-] Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Sounds about right given how Sidious basically tortured his apprentices and used their most painful memories to trigger emotions that would strengthen their connection to the dark side.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 8 points 2 days ago

Vader sent Boba to hunt down the pilot that destroyed the death star. This led Boba to Tatooine

Fucking how?

How the hell would he have figured out which pilot destroyed the Death Star (especially well after the fact)? How would he identify that pilot as Luke? How would he trace Luke back to Tatooine?

[-] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe it started with Vader trying to find the pilot of that hunk of junk that not only spent a few hours in the hangar of the Death Star, but also later came back and shot him and gave the X-wing (with the pilot that he felt was strong in the Force) an assist? Vader figured that the ship was a smuggling ship and that maybe Boba might know something about it. Yada yada, he learns that a kid named Skywalker was picked up on Tattooine by that same ship. I mean, there was that Elephant faced dude working as an Imperial informant on Mos Eisley that sent Stormtroopers after the droids being smuggled onto that very same ship...

[-] jacksilver@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I mean, they had a whole award ceremony for them at the end of the movie, so a lot of people were aware of who destroyed the death star. Seems kinda likely that the information could be found out.

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[-] elephantium@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

This makes me think about property records in Somalia over the past 30 years or so.

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[-] SARGE@startrek.website 44 points 2 days ago

In the Radio Drama, Obi-Wan even says to Han Solo that he hasn't touched money in a long time and has been making his way on his own for some time.

I take that to mean he has no official presence on tatooine.

Plus let's be honest, rim worlds don't exactly have good, robust governments that keep track of everyone. They made that clear early on. You can patrol the streets of major cities and their space ports, but without a major presence, the empire has no idea who lives where in the outer rim.

Plus "Skywalker" would definitely be a common name given how historically on earth a lot of last names correspond to trades and careers, so a "Skywalker" was descended from someone who got their name piloting, or generally being someone who spends a lot of time in space.

So combine all those together with the characters being on a planet that Darth Vader has every reason to hate and disregard, (he was a slave there, his mother died there and he feels responsible, and also... Sand...) the empire could comb the desert and not find shit.

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

I love the radio dramas. I also love that George Lucas loved NPR so much that he worked with the NPR station near Skywalker Ranch to make it happen.

[-] Canconda@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I love that George Lucas was in it for the love of the game. He's a true artist.

edit: fuck me he's pro AI in movies.

People love to shit on his creative decisions in the prequels... but at least he wasn't making them for the vapid commercially driven motivations infecting everything now a days.

Dude was passionate about making cool movies in new ways; and he succeeded.

[-] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 8 points 2 days ago

Love of the game and the toy rights.

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[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 9 points 2 days ago

You had me at "Sand..." :-P

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago

If you're hiding from Darth Vader, you should always make sure you're hiding somewhere with lots and lots of sand.

[-] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 4 points 1 day ago

It leaves a bitter taste that the blockbuster Fantasy need to have writing that falls apart the moment you look slightly deeper into it (Star Wars and Harry Potter come to mind).

[-] AmyAye@nord.pub 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Darth Vader never once in all those years went to have Thanksgiving Dinner with his half brother.

Think of what good for the Empire would have occured.

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

He wasn't his half brother, he would've been a step brother, wouldn't he?

Also the Lars family always over-cooks the turkey and Owen is always saying some racist bullshit about sand people at the dinner table every fucking year.

[-] AmyAye@nord.pub 3 points 1 day ago

I thought Shimi was mother to Darth and Owen but I may be wrong. I suppose probably not since it was only like 5 years or something when he went back.

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[-] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

Kenobi could just be a common name, like looking for a John Smith. Also, with multiple planets full of people, there could be thousands of 'Kenobi,' even if the name is not common.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 day ago

"Oh so these rags you wear are some kind of disguise?"

"Oh no, these are the typical robes of a Jedi. All Jedi dress like this."

[-] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 10 points 1 day ago

You bring up one of my annoyances with Lucas. It's clear, when re-watching Jedi that Luke's black attire is intended to be the dress of a Jedi, indicating that he's finally made it as a full-fledged Jedi knight. And if you look at both Kenobi and Yoda, they are wearing some kind of brown colored shirt under their busted robes that has a similar collar like what Luke is wearing in Jedi. So, like, the robes are covering a Jedi uniform, but are not themselves actual Jedi dress.

By the prequels, Lucas has completely forgotten this and makes Kenobi and Yoda look like they're stupid. And Vader too, for that matter. But, the bright side is that wonderful blue drip that Ben is rocking in the Kenobi series might not have happened, so... trade off?

[-] stark@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

Lucas is a just a shit writer. Great world builder. But terrible at executing that vision into a coherent screenplay. All his great works are co-written with someone else or Lucas only wrote the story and an other writer turned that into the screenplay. The only good movie where he was the only writer is A New Hope but that one was basically saved in the editing room by his ex wife. It’s no wonder that she won an Oscar for editing that movie.

The Prequels is when he got full creative control. Besides directing and production, he also wrote the screenplays by himself and was more deeply involved in the editing. He was constantly in the editing room giving notes to the editor. And it just shows, the Prequels are his worst movies.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

He never expected to make 3 movies, much less 6. The original footage was a mess till his first wife re-cut it for him. He was so green when he started, as he moved along he changed him mind on how he wanted things to look/work so strongly that he went back and edited the crap out of it all. Most of our love for the series is based on how good she handled ANH, how well he managed to direct the actors, and how well the actors did themselves for being green themselves. His story for it all was pretty consistently inconsistent :)

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

I like that the existence of a space registry implies the existence of a space DMV

[-] vocornflakes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

And existence of a Database Administrator tasked with TRACKING AN ENTIRE GALAXY'S WORTH OF SETTLEMENTS.

[-] xav@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Only in the US (that I know of) is the DMV coupled with ID cards.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 35 points 2 days ago

Nothing in the prequels contradicts the possibility that Anakin Skywalker is kind of a doofus.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 16 points 2 days ago

One on one Anakin is a goat. In a solo space craft, he is also a great.

But he never got to Jedi Master for lots of reasons and I suspect that part of it is his problem with large complex situations. He can't even keep the Han from getting his peeps and two idiot droids from escaping in front of him while surrounded by his troops

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago

Are you talking about in A New Hope? They intentionally let them escape so that they could track them back to the rebel base.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh yeah... LoL it's been a while since I watched* it

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[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Hes just an old wizard, so hes cool

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