image of f#a# album art with quote tweet: There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

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[–] 41 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Saw them live this year, they're amazing

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  • [–] 37 points 2 months ago

    i open up my toilet and it's full of blood

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  • [–] 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    The drive thru has closed down,
    and the value menu items aren't appearing,
    and the sesame seeds are all soggy, on top of their buns.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago

    I said, "Um, can I get, um, a big mac meal with fries and um, a, um coca cola large?

    These are truly the last days"

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago (10 children)

    Gybe? Gylbe? Gyobe? Is this a band with just weird symbols in the name?

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Gawsh, your! ballsre enormous

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    How can you see my balls?

    Tell me

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    godspeed you! black emperor - canadian post rock band, this tweet plays on the narration similarity in "the dead flag blues" song (which album art is in the tweet)

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago

    And the Flock Cameras were all leering from their poles

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    You guys are still eating high fructose corn syrup?

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