I'm not gonna pretend it's actually gonna happen, but holy shit if binface actually knocks Farage out of the seat he finally got after decades of trying....

I think I'll spend at least a week grinning like a Cheshire cat

So that's what the fox says

I guess they don’t want to lose to a man dressed as a bin. I mean imagine the embarrassment if you had to spend the rest of your political career with that hanging over you.