Taco Bell now under investigation over outbreak of parasite that causes ‘explosive diarrhea,’ report says : nottheonion@sh.itjust.works

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[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 10 points 1 month ago

Everyone: "..."

The CDC: "Like, diarrhea that is even more explosive than usual"

Everyone: "...oooooh"

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

How do they know the difference?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This used to be a Jeff Foxworthy joke.