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[-] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 10 points 17 hours ago

Everyone: "..."

The CDC: "Like, diarrhea that is even more explosive than usual"

Everyone: "...oooooh"

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

How do they know the difference?

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

This used to be a Jeff Foxworthy joke.

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