DID THEY GET HER SEMEN IN TIME?

Dying from blood loss after a mortar shell I tried to fire at a pre-school hit a lamp post instead and blew off my leg: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift... that's why they call it present"

The fuck she didn't write that. Some hack in the zionist ministry of propaganda did.

Also:

Maybe Felix was on to something when he talked about how settler-colonialism hollows out your soul and kills any culture, creativity or national identity you might've otherwise had.

Having seen Israeli attempts at humor, I believe this 100000%

if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best

fucking dies anyway so don't have to deal with either.

Maybe Felix was on to something when he talked about how settler-colonialism hollows out your soul and kills any culture, creativity or national identity you might've otherwise had.

The amount of times the "Ramirez, defend Burger Town!" scene has been unintentionally and un-ironically re-enacted by western militaries in the last 20 or so years really speaks to this I think.

edit:also found this when looking at the names of burger places in Israel, they really are that uninspired lol

Honestly I fucking hate the fact that 20 year olds are sent to die for this shit they are far too fucking stupid and gullible. It's grooming.

I hate states. I hate militaries.

20 year old commander? what the fuck are you guys even doing? we’re giving you $14 BILLION and you’re developing a real life Admiral Baby

Live life to the fullest by denying an entire people the right to live! Laugh about slaying innocent children! Love doing a genocide!

I don't even believe it. Hasbara lie all the fucking tkme it is extremely conceivable that they made this whole thing up.

"Life is like a box of chocolates"

~ Galadriel Gadot, 1st Princess Lieutenant, Israeli Hugs and Kittens Division, shortly before she was murder-killed to death by Hamas rape-bullets

we need a Lei Feng emote.

As I step up to defend my people from arab babys and children, I want to say to the world my last words: YOLO.

"oopsies. i made a poopie" - the last known words of brave defender of freedom Childkill Babyslaughter

Spoken like a beauty pageant winner. Or one of those wooden plaques you find at the dollar store to put in an unfurnished house.

I guess when you're 20 or so and all you've done your whole life was support war crimes in an ethno state, you probably have the philosophy critical skills of a dollar store plaque. Just as religion intended.

After losing half her blood being murked by an RPG she was most assuredly only half full eyoooooo

Live, laugh, scream your head off as a Hamas RPG comes over to say hello

As people are accurately diagnosing Israeli society as demonic and without redemptive qualities, and as they rightly wish harm on this settler, I can't help but think about how mad people here got when I said I don't care about the suffering of Americans.

Can someone explain the difference? Because it seems to me it's the classic cop/soldier distinction you see among RadLibs: they can imagine themselves being harassed and harmed by cops (in which case it's ACAB city) but are far more likely to be or know soldiers than suffer harm at their hands, so suddenly a situation that merited slogans and denunciations seconds ago deserves nuance.

People--again, rightly--point out that there are no innocent Israelis and that settlers are inherently combatants. Why doesn't this apply to the far more more murderous United States? Its foundation is even more explicitly genocidal, it has killed orders of magnitude more people, and all of its atrocities receive widespread support.

So why is the treatment so different? Is it because Israelis are faceless nobodies on the other side of the Earth, and you and everyone you care about are Americans? Is it because your state has been unimaginably more successful at its campaign of genocide and ethnic cleansing, so unlike Israelis, you don't have to think about the fact that you're a settler and thus create ideological justifications for your existence?

To be clear: I'm not saying that people here don't hate the US. People here hate the US, but they hate Israelis. Why are Israelis painted as monsters complicit in their government's actions while Americans are poor little victims whomst bear no responsibility for the most murderous state on Earth?

If this doesn't apply to you: great! The next time someone tearfully says that no one should listen to me because I'm a big old meanie head toward history's most perfect angels, Americans, please join me in thinking about how much everyone hates Israelis both individually and collectively (and again: they should! This is not a defense of Israelis) and roll your eyes.

"Ten degrees to the left of center in the best of times; ten degrees to the right of center if it affects them personally."

Edit: to be clear, I'm talking about Euro-Americans. The material base of American society is the exploitation of everyone on Earth for the benefit of Europeans. The bottom strata of American society are almost entirely racialized, and non-white people generally experience drastically different circumstances than the parasitic European majority.

I hope she suffered.

Her last words were "Mommy, mommy, mommy. I don't want to die. Mommy"

Live life to the fullest*

*Terms and conditions apply, offer not available to Palestinian children.

but did they get her cum

:slaps roof of note book: "You can fit so many god damn meaningless cliche platitudes in this bad boy"

If I ever wrote anything that generic and cringe I hope someone would shoot me too. Its worse than "tell my mom I love her" or even "remember to feed my cat."