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[–] 32 points 3 months ago

Doctors be like:

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I'll stick to red 40 maxing

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    The 7th will surprise you!!

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago* (8 children)

    And as a bonus, you get a free autism!

    Golly gee I hate this country...

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Can I get a bit of Tylenol instead?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    🔫🔫 Put the Tylenol down! 🔫🔫

    (Seriously, though, it's so bad for your liver and isn't even better than placebo. There are usually better pain meds out there.)

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    That was a study specifically on lower back pain. It [paracetamol/acetaminophen] is moderately effective for other things like tension headaches. Also the liver effects are not serious if you follow the guidelines for dose and avoid regular use.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago

    Paracetamol does nothing for me, but I take it when doctors give it to me because it makes them happy. Unlucky biology or something, almost no pain relief ever works for me. Fentanyl was pretty good though when I had surgery

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    10 tricks your MAGA "doctor" does not want you to know!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I’m not a doctor, but…

    I’m still amazed!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Gotta collect em all!

    Also, don't forget influenza.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Just took three vaccines just now! One was a package deal so I got a whole heap of vaccines

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    All doctors? There is at least one in ten that follows a different path. This was taught to me by toothpaste commercials decades ago. /s

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Abd those two additional ways :

    • Sleep enough
    • Eat a balanced diet
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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I don't know how illegal it would be to sell vaccines as supplements.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    why don't we just mix all the vaccines you'll ever need together in a huge several liter syringe and inject that once, instead of having to run to the doctor every couple years??

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    There are combo vaccines already, the MMR vaccine combines measles, mumps, and rubella (and was the OG shot that caused autism according to Wakefield) and the TDaP shot combines tetanus, diphtheria, and pertussis (whooping cough). And the yearly flu shot usually has the top 3 flu strains forecast for that year included.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    heellll, i remember was some vaccine shit in school, subq into my right arm, guess what, for week my arm was completly locked and i cant move arm at all!!!!!!!!

    now i never doing vaccines especially in school

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Would it surprise you to learn that doing something that provokes an immune response provokes an immune response? Perhaps it only surprises you to learn that sometimes those immune responses can also be quite uncomfortable, although not normally as bad as the disease itself.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    no, its improperly injected, the nurse was unkind at all, i usually avoid injections at all

    also shut off your fucking ass!!!!!!!!!

    SURPRISEEEE YOU!!!!! ONLYYYY SURPRISES YOUUUU!!!!!!!!! TO LEARN THAT (sorry my head is already fcking encyclopedia storage, i dont need immunology for now sorry)

    also learn that its https://www.webmd.com/vaccines/what-is-sirva

    i not anti-vaccine propagandist yeah, but i needlephobe so vaccine is one of the it

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