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I'll stick to red 40 maxing
The 7th will surprise you!!
And as a bonus, you get a free autism!
Golly gee I hate this country...
That particular lie originated in the UK and there are plenty people in the EU who believe it too. But yeah in the US it's our official government position now...
Can I get a bit of Tylenol instead?
🔫🔫 Put the Tylenol down! 🔫🔫
(Seriously, though, it's so bad for your liver and isn't even better than placebo. There are usually better pain meds out there.)
That was a study specifically on lower back pain. It [paracetamol/acetaminophen] is moderately effective for other things like tension headaches. Also the liver effects are not serious if you follow the guidelines for dose and avoid regular use.
I’m not a doctor, but…
I’m still amazed!
Gotta collect em all!
Also, don't forget influenza.
Just took three vaccines just now! One was a package deal so I got a whole heap of vaccines
All doctors? There is at least one in ten that follows a different path. This was taught to me by toothpaste commercials decades ago. /s
why don't we just mix all the vaccines you'll ever need together in a huge several liter syringe and inject that once, instead of having to run to the doctor every couple years??
There are combo vaccines already, the MMR vaccine combines measles, mumps, and rubella (and was the OG shot that caused autism according to Wakefield) and the TDaP shot combines tetanus, diphtheria, and pertussis (whooping cough). And the yearly flu shot usually has the top 3 flu strains forecast for that year included.
heellll, i remember was some vaccine shit in school, subq into my right arm, guess what, for week my arm was completly locked and i cant move arm at all!!!!!!!!
now i never doing vaccines especially in school
This has to be fake, there's no way you went to school
Would it surprise you to learn that doing something that provokes an immune response provokes an immune response? Perhaps it only surprises you to learn that sometimes those immune responses can also be quite uncomfortable, although not normally as bad as the disease itself.
no, its improperly injected, the nurse was unkind at all, i usually avoid injections at all
also shut off your fucking ass!!!!!!!!!
SURPRISEEEE YOU!!!!! ONLYYYY SURPRISES YOUUUU!!!!!!!!! TO LEARN THAT (sorry my head is already fcking encyclopedia storage, i dont need immunology for now sorry)
also learn that its https://www.webmd.com/vaccines/what-is-sirva
i not anti-vaccine propagandist yeah, but i needlephobe so vaccine is one of the it

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