Oh, they are phones... Scrolling fast can be confusing.

Those holes at the tip seem really hard to clean. Or maybe those are waterjets? Jokes aside, yes toys probably werent that common back then but it still looks pretty phallic shaped and I cant believe the designers didnt do this on purpose.

“The Dial in the Base ‘Comes to You!’”

Why?

I thought this was interesting, from Wikipedia:

As the Bell System did not permit the operation of third-party equipment on their network, the Ericofon could only be used by independent telephone companies in the United States. North Electric in Galion, Ohio, manufactured the Ericofon for the North American independent market.

Also known as the “cobra phone”

Looks interesting, but it's probably not comfortable to use

Flared base. Approved.

An old boss of mine collected them, and used one as part of his desk set. Apparently they were notoriously poorly made, and broke all the time even when new. You ended the call by setting it back down on your desk or table, which depressed a button.

Read the grey as Persian orgy. Should go back to sleep

We had the Taj Mahal

is this still available?

Delightfully phallic