They don't have a button on the side that makes the whole thing twang, like old CRTs?

Had to do this when the air temp was ~10°c. Luckily we were able to do it in Norfolk, which meant the water was above freezing.

Those cables are heavy as fuck and we had to wrap the ship by hand.

Yeah, demagnetization, riiight. I've seen The Final Countdown and have some idea what's really going on here.

Ok, ship degaussing is a super interesting thing I've never heard of.

This is because sailors with static hair look very silly.