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[–] 69 points 3 months ago (17 children)

I don't think this was "unintentional". He wants to fuck his kids.

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago (14 children)

    Have you seen Eric Trump? No human being wants to fuck that.

    I mean seriously I'm not one to usually body shame but even with plastic surgery it's not great to look at. A 100% authentic photo showing the drastic difference between Eric Trump's before surgery face and his post surgery face.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Here's the original image before being altered

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Holy shit that's what he actually used to look like? The other comment was right that's a walking naked mole rat

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    I hate having to sound like I'm defending him, but I'm 90% certain the left image is a Photoshop job. The only other source I can find this picture on is from an article on a dubious SEO-spam website.

    The rest of the pictures of Eric when he was younger aren't great, he still looks like a goober, just not this bad.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Literally ripped straight from an article on his 'glow up' from a teenage 80's movie villain to an adult 80's movie villain. No edits at all. I mean the article might've edited it but I remember everyone making fun of his hair and buck teeth back in 2016 so I don't know why they would edit those features to be even worse.

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  • [–] 61 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Every time this fucker says "I'm allowed to" I want to throw up

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Except for Arthur and Douglas MacArthur ... they're the only father and son pair to receive our nation's highest military award for courage above and beyond the call of duty. Now, as I see my two beautiful sons sitting there, I think I'm going to give one to myself, one to them, and we'll have a threesome

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago

    Dementia Man doesn't know what day it is. So who is asking for the names of all our intelligence assets and why?

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    [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    Seriously though, how do people serving in the military feel about handing their highest honor to capt bonespurs, beavis and butthead? Anyone know a guy who knows?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    A pedophile rapist senior citizen said he wanted a threesome with his two adult sons.

    That's not "risque," it's fucking putrid.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    How diplomatic! What a statesman! /s

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Wait, there's no woman? It's just him fucking his sons?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Shine a flashlight in one of his ears and you'll see light coming out of the other.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Hey look, distraction!

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