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SLPT: pretend it's hot coffee (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 months ago by to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT: pretend it's hot coffee

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[–] 24 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Way ahead of you. I always put in hot mulled wine.

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    • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Nothing like a big purple smile at the end of a two hour meeting though.

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    • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago*

    Ask yourself:

    • Could this meeting have been a liquid lunch?
    • Could this phone call have been a liquid lunch?
    • Could this email have been a liquid lunch?
    • Could this instant message have been a liquid lunch?
    • Could this thing left unsaid have been a liquid lunch?
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    • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    Also nobody will notice that yer drunk if ya don't have any pants on.

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    [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    This also works for whiskey.

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    [–] 0 points 3 months ago*

    Instructions unclear, got dick stuck on mug, cannot blow either

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