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SLPT: pretend it's hot coffee
(thelemmy.club)
Way ahead of you. I always put in hot mulled wine.
This is the way
Nothing like a big purple smile at the end of a two hour meeting though.
White wine in a dark mug
It’s ube. I’m trendy.
TODAY'S TIP:
BLOWING WILL HELP CONVINCE YOUR MEETING THAT YOU IS HOT
Ask yourself:
- Could this meeting have been a liquid lunch?
- Could this phone call have been a liquid lunch?
- Could this email have been a liquid lunch?
- Could this instant message have been a liquid lunch?
- Could this thing left unsaid have been a liquid lunch?
Also nobody will notice that yer drunk if ya don't have any pants on.
This also works for whiskey.
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck on mug, cannot blow either
this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2026
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