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[–] 22 points 3 months ago (10 children)
  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    "Sir, do you intend to consume the entire cheese fountain like you did last time? I recall you incapacitated while sitting on the toilette and were quite desperate for Mr. O'Brien to transport the shit-brick directly out of your colon. Perhaps you should let others go first?"

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    "did I not use 'Shit Brick' correctly, sir?"

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago
    [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    "Nacho fries, sir."

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