Vingklippt is good :). Maybe also... ANDRUM or SKAMVRÅ?

I've never had my arm broken by my glasses.

Mine don't have the spring-loaded flippy-outy bit, though.

https://youtu.be/VAFqUhfpz5E

No fucking way, for real? Like not gona lie, giving me mad urges to go fuck around and find out.

When I was seven, I broke my arm. For reasons I still don't understand, it looked like a normal arm with a lower case "u" in the middle of it. My doctor referred to it as a "swan neck" break. (He also called me a cry baby, which I don't think was fair.)

No actual swan was involved, but your sentiment often makes me think of that.

They're angry. That's all the information provided to us. Angry swans.

For the safety of themselves and society at large.

A lot of animal/wildlife rescuers will use the swan straightjackets to keep both themselves and the swans (but mostly themselves) safe during rescue efforts. I remember the Wildlife Aid channel on YouTube had some videos with swan rescues where they explained that adolescent male swans leaving to find their own territories often ended up landing in suburban areas by accident (saw someone's pool, or a reflective surface that looked like water) and had to be captured and relocated because they got too confused and disoriented to leave, etc. Since swans have breeding seasons, you can end up with a busy season where a bunch of swans need rescued in the space of a month or so. I expect something like that probably is the backstory here.

Survivor bias. Those attacked by swans don't live to tell the tale.

They're basically much bigger geese

Take a stroll near a nesting swan and let me know how it goes for you…they may be pretty, but they are extremely defensive birds

Fucking dinosaurs

My understanding is that swans are basically just geese with good PR.

As somewhat of a polyglot, it just occurred to me that swedish is a language I've never once considered as a language I know absolutely nothing about nor have ever considered studying.