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[–] 7 points 3 months ago

Your mom's a fucking Mammal crab

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I don't claim to be great. I'm more of an okay ape. How am I like a crab?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Alright, you got me curious... why crabs, specifically?

    Meanwhile, here's a trivia question for you--- what ancient, living arthropod (you know, the phylum that contains, insects, arachnids, and crustaceans) can rightly be called a "turtle-spider" because of its body-shape and pace of locomotion on land?

    Ze Frank with Ze Answer.

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  • You’re gonna need to elaborate on this one…

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE! WALK LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE!

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