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[-] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Your mom's a fucking Mammal crab

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I don't claim to be great. I'm more of an okay ape. How am I like a crab?

[-] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Alright, you got me curious... why crabs, specifically?

Meanwhile, here's a trivia question for you--- what ancient, living arthropod (you know, the phylum that contains, insects, arachnids, and crustaceans) can rightly be called a "turtle-spider" because of its body-shape and pace of locomotion on land?

Ze Frank with Ze Answer.

[-] SatyrSack@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago
[-] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

And are you looking forward to it?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE! WALK LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE!

You’re gonna need to elaborate on this one…

this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2026
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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