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Is he humping that thing?
Don't ask what the secret sauce is, if you're not ready to handle the truth.
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Unclear if shocked, or ready to suck it.
Maybe both
He’s doing dick-in-a-box.
So this is why Oklahoma smells like fart constantly.
And why Texas loves boots
Why is Kentucky's penis a pan?
You see what you want to see. Ha
I just look for the Kentucky shaped state
Wow! Everybody, watch out now! We have a cartographer with a keen eye over here. /j
That's Mr. MIMAL. And that's not chicken it's his penis
Are you referring to Peentucky or Penissee?
He’s in the middle of “misery,” because he got his hat in the “mini soda,” causing a head cold (his head is ill) and arkane diarrhea.
There’s only one L, so I never had to worry about that one.
ill
The head is Iowa though?
Welp, I forgot my original mnemonic device, it was that it gave him an eye-owie
Or, you just follow the trail of obesity
Soooooooooo........the whole country then?
That’s too good man. All you have to do is draw a little arm
That’s the secret state of Teton
But hopefully you will never have to
This is literally the only reason I know where Kentucky is.
that is the biggest kitchen band-aid i have ever seen, Chef.
Thankfully I've never needed to know anything about Kentucky's anything, and hopefully I never will.
But KFC can also mean Korean fried chicken. Which is way better.
I taught a kid I work with about states geography recently. Part of that included pointing out that Kentucky looks like a piece of fried chicken and Oklahoma looks like a pot. He then started making jokes about "cooking Kentucky in Oklahoma." He even used toys to demonstrate it. This kid cracks me up.
I think I have to show him this.
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