Is he humping that thing?

So this is why Oklahoma smells like fart constantly.

Why is Kentucky's penis a pan?

I just look for the Kentucky shaped state

That's Mr. MIMAL. And that's not chicken it's his penis

Or, you just follow the trail of obesity

That’s too good man. All you have to do is draw a little arm

But hopefully you will never have to

This is literally the only reason I know where Kentucky is.

that is the biggest kitchen band-aid i have ever seen, Chef.

Thankfully I've never needed to know anything about Kentucky's anything, and hopefully I never will.

But KFC can also mean Korean fried chicken. Which is way better.

I taught a kid I work with about states geography recently. Part of that included pointing out that Kentucky looks like a piece of fried chicken and Oklahoma looks like a pot. He then started making jokes about "cooking Kentucky in Oklahoma." He even used toys to demonstrate it. This kid cracks me up.

I think I have to show him this.