Beetle Moses | Bluesky

TranscriptTwo panel comic.

Panel 1: two Tiktaaliks (an extinct, 375-million-year-old fish that was the evolutionary link between fish and the first four-legged land animals) sit at the floor of a shallow sea bed. One of them angrily says to the other, β€œhey! You still owe me 20 bucks!”

Panel 2: the other Tiktaalik, to avoid paying $20, emerges from the water and steps onto land for the first time in history. The first tiktaalik is absolutely stupefied.

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[–] 28 points 4 months ago (3 children)

missing third panel:

returning to the water, some time later.

"here's your twenty bucks. it sucks up there."

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Makes sense. If you account for 2.5% inflation each year $20 back then must have been like, trillions. I'd leave the ocean too.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Money really is the root of all evil

    Reject modernity, return to ocean!

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