So now that democrats are no longer a problem, Louisiana is going to become a thriving bastion of freedom and unprecedented economic growth because of the laws and policies that republicans are going to implement to help everyone... right? Right??

Imagine being as stupid as Louisiana lol

This article feels like it's trying to spin things into something less than Republicans restoring the hold they had in a state that has been predominantly Republican for a very, very long time.

Step 1: Be the butthole of America (Outside of Florida)

Step 2: Go all in on the team that got you there and are very vocal about keeping you there

Step 3: ???

Those who are able need to vote with thier feet.

In case you had any doubt, abortion is also banned there.

Add to the list of states I'll never go to

So when do we march south again?

Welp, guess I’ll never see Mardi Gras before New Orleans is swallowed by the sea.

So, cops are going to get exemptions from local property taxes? I'm not as upset about firefighters and EMS getting it but still... it'll be a good excuse in a couple of years, at most, to raise property taxes on those who can't afford to move to a better state.

Let me guess... they campaigned on fixing the socialism and the sheeple will continue to elect them because sheeple logic.

I live in TX. GOP has had control for about 30 years and always campaine on fixing the broken system created by the other side... its sad

This is exactly why it's Louisiana though.

This is the best summary I could come up with:

(AP) — Come January, the GOP will control every elected statewide office in Louisiana after Republicans swept three runoff races for attorney general, secretary of state and treasurer Saturday night.

Saturday’s election completes the shaping of Louisiana’s executive branch, where most incumbents didn’t seek reelection and opened the door for new leadership in some of the most powerful positions.

Louisiana’s gubernatorial election was decided in October when Jeff Landry, a Republican backed by former President Donald Trump, won outright and avoided a runoff.

The Republican will take on the task of replacing Louisiana’s outdated voting machines, which don’t produce the paper ballots critical to ensuring accurate election results.

The lengthy and ongoing replacement process was thrust into the national spotlight after allegations of bid-rigging and when conspiracy theorists, who support Trump’s lies that the 2020 presidential election was stolen, inserted themselves into the conversation.

Saturday’s ballot also had four proposed constitutional amendments, including allowing local governing authorities to give an extra property tax exemption to first responders, which received voter approval.

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