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[–] 172 points 3 months ago (18 children)

Just showing off, excuse me

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I had key caps like that in grad school both in my home and school computers. Made it real awkward when friends would come over and try to use my computer for something (e.g. look up some songs to put on a Spotify playlist).

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    [–] 97 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    They didn't teach typing when I was in school. I guess it's an assumed skill? Anywho, I still knew what those notches/bumps were for :3

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    [–] 89 points 3 months ago* (13 children)

    The best typing training I ever got was IRC. You had to learn to type fast or some idiot wouldn't know how wrong he was.

    This definitely prepared me for a career where 90% of my interaction with coworkers is via chat.

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    [–] 73 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Well... Ill explain for somebody who doesnt know:

    Those are four your index finger. For the left and right hand.

    So you can always have a base point for your typing without looking

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  • [–] 85 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Those are four your index finger.

    But I only have two index fingers. Is that why I’m not good at typing?

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I mostly type with my index and middle fingers only and type 144+ wpm lol... My wife's always like "wth"

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I’ve met a few people like that. Often they don’t go to the gym or do any form of exercise so this is how they choose to exert around 5,000 to 7,000N/cm2 for each of those keystrokes.

    With not a millimetre of irony in their face they then tell you they need this brand of mechanical keyboard because the “cheaper ones all break”.

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    [+] 51 points 3 months ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (14 children)
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    [–] 42 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Born in time to ask shitty questions on Twitter.

    Born too late to JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

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    [–] 30 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    They don’t teach much of anything anymore. Schools are babysitters that give grades.

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    [–] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    30 Years ago

    F J F J F J .... G H G H G H ....

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    [–] 25 points 3 months ago (6 children)
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    [–] 24 points 3 months ago* (8 children)

    They don't teach typing anymore. Which is like. Makes zero sense.

    I see college kids typing out essays with two index fingers.

    No one learns typing unless forced. It's super boring.

    They need to make it mandatory in public schools. Or future generations will be unable to type properly.

    I learned it back in like 8th grade or something.

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    [–] 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Is anybody gonna tell this oblivious 30 year old who's not particularly bad at typing what the lines are for?

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    [–] 22 points 3 months ago

    I grew up with a computer in the 80s and for years i would stare at the keyboard while mentally keeping track of what I was typing.

    I took keyboarding in middle school and learned to touch type but it took years of practice to break the habits I formed as a child.

    Now I'll be typing something and my husband will walk in so I'll pause and look over to see what he needs. One time he said "don't stop on my account" so I started typing again while staring at him.

    I can hold a full conversation while doing this but have to slow down to around 60wpm to avoid transcribing the conversation.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I took typing (on a typewriter) in eighth grade for the same reason I took Home Ec--that's where the girls were. I didn't know I'd actually be using the skill just a couple of years later.

    My kid grew up in front of a computer, before such things were rightfully frowned upon. He taught himself to type, I've watched him do it. He uses the first two fingers of each hand and a thumb for the space bar. He types as fast as I do, which is to say, I've never been a particularly fast typist, but I get by okay.

    What I never learned to do, because I don't do it much, is type with two thumbs on a phone.

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    [–] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    While we're at it: Fuck those ASUS designers that decided to put those nubbins on W key. Republic of gamers my ass, ⇥a21` you.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    People look at me like I'm taking crazy pills when I bring up The Typing of the Dead. Literally House of the Dead with a keyboard. You type or you die. It brings that Dark Souls energy to Mavis Beacon's doorstep.

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    They're referring to touch typing, which is a formal skill. The lines signify where your index fingers should rest when not used. All fingers are supposed to live in the middle row, and only go for their immediate neighbors up and down. It is not quite the same as just learning to type on your own.

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    [–] 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I had a typing class in early high school on a regular old typewriter. We had computers, but not enough for a whole class to learn typing.

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    [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    Seemed to become a rarer skill in the late 80s early 90s. It’s now at the point where I’m surprised if a co-op or younger coworker knows how to touch type. So strange with how “everything is computer” for so many jobs. How it is not a prerequisite for computer science courses blows my mind. I don’t think I could manage it.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Even if they would teach it, people are forgetting so much of what they learned at school.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    One of my friends from High School posted that meme about how school didn't prepare him properly for life, because he doesn't know how to do taxes, but at least he knows that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

    I had to comment: "I sat next to you in civics class, where we literally filled out fake tax forms to prepare us for doing taxes.".

    It's ridiculous.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    I can't forget it. The evil teacher put a box over our hands and keyboard so we couldn't see our fingers. The typing software made a beep every time we made a mistake and summoned the teacher. The exams where timed and every mistake you made in the final copy (you basically had to copy a paper document) cost you a grade.

    I still fuck up sometimes today due to sometimes using keyboards with US, DE or Apple layouts but in general I'm quite fast and never need to look at my hands.

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    [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    They're speed lines, they make you type faster.

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