It's like watching Monty python

"On second thought, let's not call an Indian artillery strike. It is a silly process."

This is a demonstration for the public and TV on Republic Day at the national parade. It's mostly performative and is meant to be exaggerated and over the top because that's what's expected at this parade. Millions of families wake up early morning on Jan 26th every year to watch these performances. They even have performances from school children from different cultures in India, an air show, giant missiles, etc.

Ministry of silly walks

And now for something completely different.

What the fuck did i just watch

Anyway have an upvote

This reminds me of the border ceremony between India and Pakistan that is an awesome display of militaries upping each other in silly walks.

Honest question to Indian and Pakistani lemmings:

Does this look cool in its own cultural context?

"hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut"

They look funny doing that, but I wouldn’t fxxk with a single one of those dudes. Probably have thighs as solid as rock and could kick you straight into a coma.

This is Sikh

"Come on, mateys, step in time...
Load the magazine, step in time...
Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme...
Fire at will, step in time!"

Bollywood films are real and everything in India does involve some kind of dance!

Not a rehearsal for a Bollywood movie about war?

Any nation attacked like this or defended against like this would just have to dissolve in shame.

The hop into crouch is adorable

Is there some utility to all that?

When your general also loves musicals

Military heads and their little ritual dances.

Wait, are commanders often autistic?

What your girl means when she says she's "hanging" with the girls

It's not exactly efficient is it.

Thèse soldiers are theading thé finest line. A single wrong move ans they are officially life long mate with a red crested great pikou bird.

Jump Style.

Disappointed they did not dance on the braces to achor them in the ground. Now after firing its all shifted.

This looks like part of the Monthy Python's "Silly Walk" sketch...

Now this is what I expected to see when I visited India. Do they keep the dancing Indian's in the special forces? Why didn't my tuktuk driver act like this?