At first I read bra as brain. Guess I was projecting.

I've never owned a bra, but I can vouch for everything else on there

While those are all accurate to me (except the bra) my main motivator is that I've passed my interaction threshold. It was quite fun, but I'm done now. Goodbye.

Drink while you're out to solve all the problems.

Can't feel face, bra, bowel needs. Urge to explain to others about your book you haven't read. Other numb faces nod and smile then talk about their random stupid thoughts too. Pets are now also a talking point. Bed is for passing out now. Or horny adventure

I want to be away from people

Every time I go out, I just wonder "why?"

Everywhere could be a no bra zone if you wanted. The rest is extremely accurate.

i want to watch youtube without people looking

Most of this has nothing to do with introversion.

have a dear friend that is on the spectrum, but very nice. except he is an absolute walking gaffe factory. Almost every situation I find myself in with him is made more awkward by a factor of a million. And it just kills me inside, having to exist within this intensely awkward, uncomfortable moments. It's almost to the point that I no longer want to hang out with him anymore.

So I'd put that on the pie chart of "Why I want to go home." a good ol moment of intense awkwardry that puts me into flight the fuck outta here mode