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It's fake (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 days ago by HarryLime@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
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[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

sperm is stored in the balls? don't be ridiculous

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

cum is stored in the capitol building

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago

thats where piss is stored

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Yeah we all know sperm is stored at the scene of the crime

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Proud to be on the only platform where we're free to post the truth no matter how many snowflakes get triggered

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

i think there's be revolution in the streets if i were honest with the community bottoms about how many fake orgasms i have with them. lol

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

All of your orgasms have been fake. You've been played for an absolute fool.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

pity; a lot of them are really convincing. lol

and really really messy. rofl

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

The details of your potty accidents do not interest me

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

Nor should they be! Lol

They certainly aren't to me either -- I consider myself fortune that the community bottoms engage in thorough douching beforehand. Lol

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago
[-] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

IT'S PISS!? .....................NOOOOOO...

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 4 days ago

Peeing feels good, no matter how you make it come out

[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

I feel... peen kelly

this post was submitted on 17 May 2026
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