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[–] 92 points 4 months ago (1 child)

A river was damned with water and turned millions of gallons of water in order to give us this digital abomination

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    To be fair, I suppose it is a well known fact that countries do indeed fit inside itself

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    Best response by far. Very human-like.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    That population comment has me wondering now. Is there a country that the population of itself, would NOT fit inside.

    Like maybe some random tiny European country that produces a lot of people who go live in larger nearby countries, but they are still citizens of their home land. Then for some reason, they all decide to return home.

    I guess my point is, that actually could very easily be true, that there is a country that can't actually contain its population.

    I mean, physically, probably not, but more like, with houses and shit.

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  • [–] 32 points 4 months ago

    Hey at least the profit margin benefited from a few lay offs and market speculation over this

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  • [–] 31 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Truly the technology of the future. /s

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    More like the present, unless you want to lose your job, capiche?

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    You can tell because of the way it is

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    My Mistral conversation was very similar to yours too so I won't bother posting it

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago* (2 children)

    Gemini loves to yapp

    Edit: i asked it again

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    My phone got force updated to gemini and I kind of dig it. Mainly because when I told it to navigate to costco and it asked whether I wanted to go to the bakery or the food court I said "whichever one because they're in the same building you fucking clanker" it just routed me to one of them instead of saying "sorry, I don't understand" like Google assistant usually did.

    Realistically though, using an LLM for natural language processing should have happened years ago and I'm pissed it's so enshittified now that it's finally happened.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago*

    It would be better if the damn LLM was local, i tried to do it on a crappy 300€ phone, it worked, the LLM was one of those stupid ones but it did a deceny job for a 300€ phone, so i can guess that with flagships it would be good, heck, if we had a processing unit dedicated to LLM stuff it wouldn't be that bad probably

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Alright it's been fun boys, pack it up, this shit is over

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago*

    China is the most populous country, as well as one of the largest, to achieve this.

    This was made possible due to the One China Policy (1 China = 1 China).

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    DeepSeek does a little better with this.

    That's a fun play on words! Since "the size of Japan" is just a measure of its own land area, it's trivially true that Japan fits perfectly inside itself — just like any country or shape fits perfectly inside its own boundaries. It’s a tautology, but it sounds like a clever riddle at first listen. Nice one!

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Crazy how somebody is even mentioning the fact, that Russia can fit multiple times in itself, but only, and only if rotated correctly. I also love the sentence used to conclude by ChatGPT:

    Geographers still don't fully understand why Japan matches Japan so closely.

    Any Geographers here to explain? But no seriously I know this is frequent but the way it speaks to make its statement seem believable by citing non-existent expert certainly is not one of the better sides of LLMs.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago*

    still don't fully understand why Japan matches Japan so closely.

    my fuckin sides! has anyone seen my sides??

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago*

    Also Switzerland (if you make it fit).

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