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[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Young innocent boys are sent to war by the filthy rich. They come back fabulous gay men.

You go to war with the gays you have, not the gays you want.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Most empathetic UPS employee.

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago

Limp wrist? No wrist? No problem

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

How far can you throw a package with one hand? We require a minimum of 10 feet, but a lot of drivers can throw from the truck to the porch.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

Damn, Gary got hit by the gay bomb

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

Gary was straight until he took an arrow to the heterosexuality

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago

If Gary came from a community where he had to suppress his sexuality and he came out during the war...

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's all a big joke until you find yourself fighting against Israel and it actually happens. Count your blessings.

this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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