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[–] 62 points 4 months ago (1 child)

VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.”

CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something. ”

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  • [–] 50 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    madagascar has closed their ports

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Went on a family reunion cruise once like 15 years ago and everyone got horribly sick lmao the reputation is accurate.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Nah, it's not quarantined at all. You get off at various stops along the cruise (or at least ours did).

    Regardless, I think it's mostly food poisoning from the buffets since I doubt they have very high food safety standards. IIRC most cruise ship staff are also borderline enslaved so it's not like they give much of a shit either.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Maybe a river cruise since, but definitely not an ocean cruise.

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago

    Bangs hands on table PLAGUE-SHIP! PLAGUE-SHIP!

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago

    a note for my mousekateers; even though normally hantavirus is not spread p2p, andes hantavirus does.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)
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    Il Veltro strikes again

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