VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.”
CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something. ”
madagascar has closed their ports
president madagascar, a tiny girl in saskatchewan is coughing
Douane de Madagascar vs Coughing Baby
floating toilet. my gf sometimes would bring up going on a cruise and no, i dont think i will be.
Went on a family reunion cruise once like 15 years ago and everyone got horribly sick lmao the reputation is accurate.
pre covid i could've been talked into it for free with the right accomplices, but now never
I went on one pre-Covid. Only time I ever had a chance to see Leningrad. Totally worth it. The Monument to the Heroic Defenders of Leningrad was legit awe inspiring.
Maybe a river cruise since, but definitely not an ocean cruise.
yea i only meant long cruises that take days, nevermind weeks. A river cruise that takes 3 hours probably won't give me a deadly virus.
There are some that take a week or so, but they usually stop in each destination for a day or so and you aren't really on the boat unless you're traveling to the next spot at night.
Bangs hands on table PLAGUE-SHIP! PLAGUE-SHIP!
a note for my mousekateers; even though normally hantavirus is not spread p2p, andes hantavirus does.
Il Veltro strikes again
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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