VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.”
CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something. ”
VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.”
CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something. ”

madagascar has closed their ports

president madagascar, a tiny girl in saskatchewan is coughing
Douane de Madagascar vs Coughing Baby
Bangs hands on table PLAGUE-SHIP! PLAGUE-SHIP!
a note for my mousekateers; even though normally hantavirus is not spread p2p, andes hantavirus does.
Il Veltro strikes again
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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